{"product_id":"dad-bod-certified-halloween-bacon","title":"Dad Bod Certified – Halloween Bacon","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t be scared of the bacon. Be scared of running out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHalloween has always been about facing your fears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDark houses. Strange noises. Things lurking in the shadows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBut there’s one thing no Dad Bod should ever fear:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBacon.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Be Scared of the Bacon T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the man who knows the only truly terrifying thing about breakfast is opening the fridge and realizing someone ate the last pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFeaturing \u003cstrong\u003eBodrick\u003c\/strong\u003e, the official My Dad Bod mascot and completely unlicensed Bacon Paranormal Investigator, this shirt brings together two of mankind’s favorite seasonal traditions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Crispy Bacon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Haunted Breakfasts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Questionable Amounts of Grease\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Jack-O’-Lanterns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Candy You Pretend Is for the Kids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGhosts?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eZombies?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eManageable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAn empty bacon plate?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNow we have a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWith Bodrick standing confidently among jack-o’-lanterns, bats, cobwebs, haunted houses, and a glorious pile of bacon, the message is simple:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDON’T BE SCARED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBe scared \u003cstrong\u003eof running out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFinished with the \u003cstrong\u003eMy Dad Bod\u003c\/strong\u003e logo on the left chest and oversized \u003cstrong\u003eDON’T BE SCARED OF THE BACON\u003c\/strong\u003e artwork on the back, this tee belongs at Halloween parties, haunted houses, fall cookouts, trick-or-treat duty, campfires, tailgates, breakfast tables, and anywhere grown men are expected to hand out candy while quietly eating something better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for spooky season. Powered by Bacon \u0026amp; Poor Portion Control.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"The Bacon Page\" href=\"https:\/\/mydadbod.shop\/pages\/bacon\"\u003eBacon is officially endorsed by Bodrick\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe five-second rule still applies after dark.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eKEYWORDS: Halloween bacon shirt, funny Halloween shirt, bacon t-shirt, bacon lover shirt, funny dad Halloween shirt, dad bod shirt, spooky bacon shirt, Halloween dad shirt, bacon gift, gift for bacon lover, funny men’s t-shirt, Halloween gift for dad, fall shirt, funny Halloween t-shirt\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Dad Bod","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50881884520687,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50881884553455,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":50881884586223,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50881884618991,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":50881884651759,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":50881884684527,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":50881884717295,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/8708\/4271\/files\/halloween-back.jpg?v=1790183879","url":"https:\/\/mydadbod.shop\/products\/dad-bod-certified-halloween-bacon","provider":"My Dad Bod","version":"1.0","type":"link"}