{"product_id":"dadbod-thirst-mutilator-engraved-tumbler","title":"DadBod Thirst Mutilator – Funny Engraved Tumbler","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater is fine. But does it have what dads crave?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eDadBod Thirst Mutilator\u003c\/strong\u003e — the high-performance hydration vessel engineered through questionable amounts of \u003cstrong\u003eDad Science™\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Bodrick proudly presenting the beverage dads didn’t know they needed, this tumbler comes loaded with everything required for peak DadBod performance: electrolytes, garage-brewed technology, BBQ approval, and absolutely no unnecessary vegetables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe detailed artwork is laser engraved through the black finish to reveal the stainless steel underneath, creating a permanent silver design that won't peel, fade, or surrender when things get thirsty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the boat, lake, pool, garage, grill, tailgate, campsite, or wherever Dad finds himself conducting important hydration research.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDADBOD — THE THIRST MUTILATOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eHarness the power of DadBod Science.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eKEYWORDS: funny dad tumbler, DadBod tumbler, engraved dad tumbler, boating tumbler, lake tumbler, funny boating gift, lake gift for dad, Father's Day tumbler, funny Father's Day gift, dad gift, laser engraved tumbler, funny insulated tumbler, boat gift for dad, dad humor gift, gnome tumbler\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Dad Bod","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50565302911215,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/8708\/4271\/files\/ThirstMutilator.png?v=1788997180","url":"https:\/\/mydadbod.shop\/products\/dadbod-thirst-mutilator-engraved-tumbler","provider":"My Dad Bod","version":"1.0","type":"link"}