{"product_id":"exceptional-marbling-maple-cutting-board","title":"Exceptional Marbling – Premium Maple Cutting Board","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExceptional marbling. Thank you for noticing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people see a beautifully crafted cutting board. We see a \u003cstrong\u003epremium cut with exceptional marbling.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eExceptional Marbling Cutting Board\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the naturally varied grain of solid maple and gives it the DadBod treatment. Because whether we're talking about a great steak or a well-maintained dad bod, everybody knows a little marbling is a sign of quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose the size that fits your particular level of DadBod ambition:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Big Boy – 22\" × 13\" × 1.5\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur full-size heavyweight. With plenty of room for slicing brisket, carving steaks, prepping BBQ, building an unnecessarily impressive charcuterie spread, or handling just about anything else you can throw at it. This is a substantial piece of maple made for the guy who believes more cutting board is generally better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Everyday – 16\" Long\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSame premium maple construction, same Exceptional Marbling attitude, just in a more compact footprint. It's a great choice for everyday kitchen prep, smaller counters, serving, or anyone who wants the DadBod experience without dedicating quite as much real estate to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth versions are permanently laser engraved with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXCEPTIONAL MARBLING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThank You for Noticing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...along with the \u003cstrong\u003eMy Dad Bod\u003c\/strong\u003e signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd just like Dad himself, every board has its own character. Natural variations in the maple grain mean \u003cstrong\u003eno two boards will look exactly alike\u003c\/strong\u003e. Grain pattern, tone and “marbling” will naturally vary from the board pictured - and frankly, that's part of what makes each one so damn good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeautiful enough to display. Built to be used. And available in two sizes depending on just how much meat you're planning to handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExceptional Marbling.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThank you for noticing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eKEYWORDS: funny cutting board for dad, maple cutting board for dad, exceptional marbling cutting board, engraved cutting board for dad, BBQ cutting board, brisket cutting board, steak cutting board, pitmaster gift, grill master gift for dad, funny BBQ gift, Father's Day cutting board, dad bod gift\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Dad Bod","offers":[{"title":"The Everyday - 16\" x 13\" x 1-1\/2\"","offer_id":50739247448303,"sku":null,"price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Big Boy - 22\" x 13\" x 1-1\/2\"","offer_id":50739247481071,"sku":null,"price":219.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/8708\/4271\/files\/Exceptional_Marbling_Lifestyle.png?v=1789166858","url":"https:\/\/mydadbod.shop\/products\/exceptional-marbling-maple-cutting-board","provider":"My Dad Bod","version":"1.0","type":"link"}