{"product_id":"handle-my-meat-cutting-board","title":"Handle My Meat – Engraved Maple Cutting Board","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinally, a board big enough to handle my meat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe could have worded it differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe chose not to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHandle My Meat Cutting Board\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the dad who takes his BBQ seriously - even if absolutely nothing else at the cookout is safe from a dad joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from beautiful maple and permanently laser engraved with our \u003cstrong\u003eMy Dad Bod\u003c\/strong\u003e signature, this board gives you plenty of room for slicing brisket, carving steaks, prepping ribs, chopping vegetables and displaying an unnecessarily impressive quantity of smoked meat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because not every guy requires the same amount of room to handle his meat, we've got two sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e22\" × 13\" × 1.5\" – The Big Boy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is the one pictured and the obvious choice when size matters. It's a substantial, heavy-duty maple board with serious room for briskets, roasts, racks of ribs, steaks and large BBQ spreads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e16\" Long – The Everyday\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStill plenty capable, just a little easier to handle. The compact option is great for steaks, burgers, chicken, everyday meal prep and smaller countertops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, you'll finally have a board capable of handling the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause these boards are made from natural wood, \u003cstrong\u003egrain, coloration and pattern will vary from board to board.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's part of what makes each one unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for dads, husbands, boyfriends, pitmasters, backyard grillers and that one friend who is absolutely going to make the same joke the second he reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBig board. Big responsibility.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandle your meat accordingly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eKEYWORDS: funny cutting board, engraved cutting board, maple cutting board, large cutting board, BBQ cutting board, grilling cutting board, meat cutting board, brisket cutting board, steak cutting board, dad cutting board, funny dad gift, BBQ gift for dad, grilling gift for dad, pitmaster gift, grill master gift\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Dad Bod","offers":[{"title":"The Everyday - 16\" x 13\" x 1-1\/2\"","offer_id":50739415482607,"sku":null,"price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Big Boy - 22\" x 13\" x 1-1\/2\"","offer_id":50739415515375,"sku":null,"price":219.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/8708\/4271\/files\/Finally_a_Board_Big_Enough.png?v=1790017167","url":"https:\/\/mydadbod.shop\/products\/handle-my-meat-cutting-board","provider":"My Dad Bod","version":"1.0","type":"link"}