Terms of service

Terms of Service

Last updated: September 21, 2026

Welcome to My Dad Bod.

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your use of mydadbod.shop (the "Site") and your purchase or use of products and services offered through My Dad Bod.

Throughout these Terms, "we," "us," and "our" refer to My Dad Bod. "You" refers to anyone visiting the Site, browsing our products, placing an order, submitting content, or otherwise using our services.

By visiting our Site or purchasing something from us, you agree to these Terms.

Please read them before using the Site.

They're not as entertaining as clicking barbecue tongs twice, but they are considerably more important.

1. Using Our Site

By using this Site, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or place of residence, or that you have permission from a parent or legal guardian to use the Site.

You may use our Site and products only for lawful purposes.

You agree not to use the Site in a way that violates any applicable law, interferes with the Site's operation, attempts to gain unauthorized access to our systems, distributes malicious software, or otherwise causes trouble beyond the normal amount expected from someone shopping for funny dad gear.

2. Our Products

We do our best to accurately display and describe our products, including their appearance, materials, dimensions, colors, designs, and features.

However, colors and appearance may vary slightly depending on your screen, device, lighting, manufacturing process, material variations, and other factors.

For apparel, design print size and placement may vary depending on the size of the shirt. A design printed on a small will not necessarily appear at exactly the same scale or proportions as that same design printed on a 3XL. We adjust artwork sizing as needed so the design looks appropriate on the garment rather than blindly printing everything at one fixed size.

In other words, the shirt gets bigger. The artwork may too.

This is particularly true for products made from natural materials such as wood, where grain patterns, color, knots, and other natural variations may make each item slightly different.

Those differences are generally features, not defects.

We may modify, discontinue, improve, or replace products at any time without notice.

3. Product Humor Disclaimer

My Dad Bod sells products built around humor, Dad life, grilling, food, friends, questionable jokes, and the occasional garden gnome.

Our product names, artwork, descriptions, characters, cartoons, slogans, fictional organizations, badges, seals, awards, certifications, and similar material are generally intended for entertainment and humor.

Unless we specifically state otherwise, a fictional seal, award, certification, department, organization, rank, title, or endorsement appearing on a My Dad Bod product should not be interpreted as an actual professional credential, government designation, certification, or endorsement.

In other words, a shirt declaring you an elite member of Grill Team Six does not grant you federal barbecue authority.

4. Orders

Placing an order does not guarantee that we will accept it.

We reserve the right to refuse, cancel, or limit an order for reasons including:

Product availability
Pricing or product-description errors
Suspected fraud or unauthorized transactions
Unusually large quantities
Shipping restrictions
Problems with payment authorization
Orders that we reasonably believe are intended for unauthorized resale
Other circumstances that make completing the order impractical or unlawful

If we cancel an order after payment has been collected, we will refund the applicable amount.

We may also contact you if we need additional information before processing an order.

5. Prices and Payment

Prices are shown in U.S. dollars unless otherwise stated.

Prices may change at any time without notice. A price change will not normally affect an order that has already been accepted.

Applicable taxes and shipping charges, if any, will be displayed during checkout.

You agree to provide current, complete, and accurate billing, shipping, payment, and account information.

By submitting payment information, you represent that you are authorized to use the payment method provided.

6. Shipping and Delivery

We work to process and ship orders within the timeframes communicated on our Site, but shipping and delivery dates are estimates unless specifically stated otherwise.

Delivery may be affected by carriers, weather, holidays, supply issues, acts of nature, overly ambitious squirrels, and other circumstances outside our control.

Once a shipment has been transferred to a carrier, delivery may be subject to that carrier's policies and procedures.

Please make sure your shipping address is correct before placing your order.

If you notice an error, contact us as quickly as possible. We will try to help, but we cannot guarantee that an address can be changed once an order begins processing.

7. Returns and Refunds

Returns, exchanges, damaged items, incorrect orders, and refunds are governed by our Refund & Return Policy, which is incorporated into these Terms.

Generally, eligible unused products may be returned within the period stated in that policy.

Customized, personalized, engraved, or specially made products may not be returnable unless they arrive damaged, defective, or incorrect.

Please review our Refund & Return Policy before making a purchase.

It is much shorter than these Terms and contains at least one joke about Bodrick.

8. Personalized and Custom Products

When ordering a customized or personalized product, you are responsible for reviewing the information you submit, including names, spelling, dates, wording, images, and other customization details.

Once production begins, changes may not be possible.

We reserve the right to reject customization requests that we reasonably believe:

Violate applicable law
Infringe intellectual property rights
Contain unlawful or threatening material
Are intended to impersonate an organization or authority
Cannot reasonably be produced using our equipment or process

If we reject a customization before production, the affected item will be refunded.

9. Intellectual Property

Unless otherwise indicated, the content appearing on the Site belongs to My Dad Bod or is used with permission.

This includes, without limitation:

My Dad Bod branding
Bodrick and associated characters
Fairy characters
Artwork
Illustrations
Cartoons
Product designs
Graphics
Logos
Photographs
Videos
Written copy
Slogans
Product names
Website design elements
Audio and other original content

You may view and use the Site for personal, non-commercial purposes.

You may not copy, reproduce, modify, sell, distribute, publish, create derivative commercial products from, or commercially exploit our intellectual property without our written permission.

Buying the shirt does not mean you bought the artwork on the shirt.

Nice try.

10. Content You Send Us

If you submit reviews, photographs, comments, suggestions, testimonials, design ideas, social-media tags, or other content to us, you represent that you have the right to provide that content.

You remain responsible for content you submit.

If you voluntarily submit content for publication, promotion, a review, contest, social-media feature, or similar purpose, you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, display, and share that content in connection with operating and promoting My Dad Bod, subject to applicable law.

We are not obligated to publish anything submitted to us.

11. Reviews and Comments

We welcome honest feedback.

We may remove or decline to publish reviews or comments containing spam, threats, unlawful material, personal information, harassment, unrelated promotional material, or content that violates these Terms.

We will not remove a review merely because someone doesn't worship their new tumbler with the enthusiasm we had hoped for.

Five stars are lovely.

Honesty is better.

12. Promotions and Discount Codes

From time to time, we may offer sales, discount codes, giveaways, contests, promotions, bundles, or special offers.

Unless otherwise stated:

Promotions may not be combined
Discounts have no cash value
Promotions may be limited by product, quantity, customer, or time period
Promotional terms may change or end at any time
Discount codes must be entered at the appropriate time during checkout

Additional terms may apply to individual promotions.

13. Gift Cards

Gift cards, if offered, are subject to any additional terms displayed at the time of purchase and applicable law.

Gift cards generally cannot be exchanged for cash except where required by law.

14. Third-Party Services

Our store may use third-party providers to operate portions of the Site and provide services such as ecommerce hosting, payments, shipping, analytics, advertising, customer communications, and other functionality.

Our online store is powered by Shopify.

Certain features may also direct you to third-party websites or services.

We are not responsible for the content, policies, availability, or practices of independent third-party websites or services.

Your use of those services may be subject to their own terms and privacy policies.

15. Privacy

Your submission of personal information through the Site is governed by our Privacy Policy.

Please review that policy to understand how information may be collected, used, shared, and protected.

16. Errors, Inaccuracies, and Omissions

Occasionally, information on our Site may contain typographical errors, inaccuracies, or omissions relating to product descriptions, pricing, promotions, shipping charges, availability, or other information.

We reserve the right to correct errors, update information, or cancel affected orders when appropriate.

If an error affects an order you have already paid for and we cannot fulfill the order under the corrected terms, we will provide an appropriate refund.

17. Prohibited Uses

You may not use the Site or its content to:

Violate any law or regulation
Infringe another person's intellectual property rights
Harass, threaten, abuse, or discriminate against others
Submit false or misleading information
Upload malicious code
Collect another person's personal information without authorization
Attempt to bypass Site security
Scrape, crawl, copy, or systematically extract Site content for unauthorized commercial purposes
Interfere with the operation or security of the Site
Impersonate My Dad Bod or falsely claim affiliation with us

We may suspend or terminate access to the Site for violations of these Terms.

18. Disclaimer of Warranties

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, the Site and its content are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis.

We do not guarantee that the Site will always operate uninterrupted, error-free, or completely secure.

Any warranties that cannot legally be excluded remain unaffected.

Nothing in these Terms is intended to eliminate rights or warranties that applicable consumer law does not allow us to waive.

19. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, My Dad Bod and its owners, employees, contractors, affiliates, suppliers, and service providers will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages resulting from your use of the Site or purchase or use of our products.

Where liability cannot legally be excluded, our liability will be limited only to the extent permitted by applicable law.

Nothing in these Terms limits liability where doing so would be unlawful.

20. Indemnification

To the extent permitted by law, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless My Dad Bod and its owners, affiliates, employees, contractors, and service providers from claims, liabilities, losses, damages, and reasonable expenses arising from your unlawful use of the Site, violation of these Terms, or infringement of another person's rights.

21. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is determined to be unlawful, invalid, or unenforceable, that provision will be enforced to the maximum extent permitted by law.

The remaining provisions will continue in effect.

One bad hamburger does not shut down the cookout.

Same principle.

22. No Waiver

If we do not immediately enforce a provision of these Terms, that does not mean we permanently waive our right to enforce it later.

23. Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with our Refund & Return Policy, Privacy Policy, Shipping Policy, and any other policies or rules posted on the Site, constitute the agreement governing your use of the Site and purchases from us.

24. Termination

We may terminate or restrict your access to the Site if you materially violate these Terms or use the Site unlawfully.

Obligations and liabilities incurred before termination will survive when appropriate.

You may stop using the Site at any time.

There is no exit interview.

Bodrick may notice, but he'll recover.

25. Governing Law

These Terms and transactions with My Dad Bod will be governed by the laws of the State of North Carolina, without regard to conflict-of-law principles, except where applicable consumer protection law requires otherwise.

Nothing in these Terms is intended to restrict rights available to consumers under laws that cannot legally be waived.