DadBod Thirst Mutilator – Bodrick T-Shirt

Hydration is important. Apparently.

Fortunately, Bodrick has spent years developing a highly advanced hydration system specifically engineered for dads.

Introducing the DadBod Thirst Mutilator.

It’s got electrolytes.

It’s cold.

And according to Dad Science™, that’s pretty much everything you need to know.

The back features Bodrick proudly presenting his beverage of choice alongside some highly questionable scientific claims, including:

“More hydration than water. Because you’re not a plant.”

Naturally, every batch has been thoroughly tested and certified:

✓ Electrolytes
✓ Garage Brewed
✓ BBQ Approved
✓ Dad Science™

The front keeps things clean with the classic My Dad Bod left-chest logo, while the oversized vintage graphic on the back lets everyone know you're taking hydration extremely seriously.

Perfect for the lake, boat, pool, BBQ, beach, tailgate, garage, camping trip - or any environment where a dad might suddenly become dangerously under-hydrated.

Harness the power of DadBod Science.

Because water is fine.

But sometimes you need to mutilate the thirst.