DadBod Thirst Mutilator – Funny Engraved Tumbler

Water is fine. But does it have what dads crave?

Meet the DadBod Thirst Mutilator — the high-performance hydration vessel engineered through questionable amounts of Dad Science™.

Featuring Bodrick proudly presenting the beverage dads didn’t know they needed, this tumbler comes loaded with everything required for peak DadBod performance: electrolytes, garage-brewed technology, BBQ approval, and absolutely no unnecessary vegetables.

The detailed artwork is laser engraved through the black finish to reveal the stainless steel underneath, creating a permanent silver design that won't peel, fade, or surrender when things get thirsty.

Built for the boat, lake, pool, garage, grill, tailgate, campsite, or wherever Dad finds himself conducting important hydration research.

DADBOD — THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Harness the power of DadBod Science.

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