Exceptional Marbling – Premium Maple Cutting Board
Exceptional Marbling – Premium Maple Cutting Board
Exceptional marbling. Thank you for noticing.
Some people see a beautifully crafted cutting board. We see a premium cut with exceptional marbling.
The Exceptional Marbling Cutting Board takes the naturally varied grain of solid maple and gives it the DadBod treatment. Because whether we're talking about a great steak or a well-maintained dad bod, everybody knows a little marbling is a sign of quality.
Choose the size that fits your particular level of DadBod ambition:
The Big Boy – 22" × 13" × 1.5"
Our full-size heavyweight. With plenty of room for slicing brisket, carving steaks, prepping BBQ, building an unnecessarily impressive charcuterie spread, or handling just about anything else you can throw at it. This is a substantial piece of maple made for the guy who believes more cutting board is generally better.
The Everyday – 16" Long
Same premium maple construction, same Exceptional Marbling attitude, just in a more compact footprint. It's a great choice for everyday kitchen prep, smaller counters, serving, or anyone who wants the DadBod experience without dedicating quite as much real estate to it.
Both versions are permanently laser engraved with:
EXCEPTIONAL MARBLING
Thank You for Noticing
...along with the My Dad Bod signature.
And just like Dad himself, every board has its own character. Natural variations in the maple grain mean no two boards will look exactly alike. Grain pattern, tone and “marbling” will naturally vary from the board pictured - and frankly, that's part of what makes each one so damn good.
Beautiful enough to display. Built to be used. And available in two sizes depending on just how much meat you're planning to handle.
Exceptional Marbling.
Thank you for noticing.
KEYWORDS: funny cutting board for dad, maple cutting board for dad, exceptional marbling cutting board, engraved cutting board for dad, BBQ cutting board, brisket cutting board, steak cutting board, pitmaster gift, grill master gift for dad, funny BBQ gift, Father's Day cutting board, dad bod gift