I’m Into Fitness – Funny Engraved Maple Cutting Board

I’M INTO FITNESS - FIT’NESS IN MY MOUTH.

Look, nobody said what kind of fitness.

The I’m Into Fitness Cutting Board is for the dad who believes a balanced lifestyle means getting equal portions of steak, brisket, ribs and whatever else just came off the grill.

Cardio has its place.

That place just happens to be somewhere else.

Made from beautiful maple and permanently laser engraved with our My Dad Bod signature, this board is ready for slicing steaks, carving brisket, prepping BBQ and supporting your ongoing commitment to peak Dad Bod performance.

And because every fitness journey is different, choose the board that fits your particular training program:

22" × 13" × 1.5" – The Big Boy
For advanced practitioners of Fit’ness. This substantial maple board provides plenty of room for briskets, racks of ribs, roasts, steaks and enough BBQ to completely undo whatever happened at the gym this morning.

16" Long – The Everyday
A more manageable daily workout. Great for steaks, burgers, chicken, meal prep and smaller grilling jobs while delivering exactly the same questionable fitness advice.

Both sizes feature the permanently engraved:

I’M INTO FITNESS —
FIT’NESS IN MY MOUTH

Because these boards are made from natural wood, grain, coloration and pattern will vary from board to board, making each one unique.

Perfect for dads, husbands, boyfriends, BBQ lovers, pitmasters, gym guys with a sense of humor and anyone whose preferred method of counting macros involves asking:

“How many ounces is that steak?”

Dad Bod Fitness Program approved.

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