Low & Slow – Just Like My Metabolism Engraved Tumbler

Some things just aren’t meant to be rushed. Brisket. Ribs. And apparently, Dad’s metabolism.

The Low & Slow – Just Like My Metabolism Tumbler celebrates two undeniable truths of dad life: great BBQ takes time, and burning off what you just ate takes even longer.

Featuring Bodrick kicked back with a steaming mug of BBQ Fuel, this design is for the dad who has fully embraced the low-and-slow lifestyle — both at the smoker and around the waistline.

No crash diets. No rushing the brisket. No apologies.

Just good meat, cold drinks, comfortable pants, and a metabolism that's doing the best it can.

Laser engraved through the black finish to expose the stainless steel underneath, the artwork is permanent and won't peel, crack, or wash away.

Perfect for BBQ dads, backyard pitmasters, brisket addicts, smoker enthusiasts, professional loungers, and any guy who remembers when he could eat whatever he wanted without consequences.

LOW & SLOW
Just Like My Metabolism.

Bodrick understands.

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