Dad Bod Certified – Halloween Bacon

Don’t be scared of the bacon. Be scared of running out.

Halloween has always been about facing your fears.

Dark houses. Strange noises. Things lurking in the shadows.

But there’s one thing no Dad Bod should ever fear:

Bacon.

The Don’t Be Scared of the Bacon T-Shirt is for the man who knows the only truly terrifying thing about breakfast is opening the fridge and realizing someone ate the last pack.

Featuring Bodrick, the official My Dad Bod mascot and completely unlicensed Bacon Paranormal Investigator, this shirt brings together two of mankind’s favorite seasonal traditions:

✓ Crispy Bacon
✓ Haunted Breakfasts
✓ Questionable Amounts of Grease
✓ Jack-O’-Lanterns
✓ Candy You Pretend Is for the Kids

Ghosts?

Fine.

Zombies?

Manageable.

An empty bacon plate?

Now we have a problem.

With Bodrick standing confidently among jack-o’-lanterns, bats, cobwebs, haunted houses, and a glorious pile of bacon, the message is simple:

DON’T BE SCARED.

Be scared of running out.

Finished with the My Dad Bod logo on the left chest and oversized DON’T BE SCARED OF THE BACON artwork on the back, this tee belongs at Halloween parties, haunted houses, fall cookouts, trick-or-treat duty, campfires, tailgates, breakfast tables, and anywhere grown men are expected to hand out candy while quietly eating something better.

Built for spooky season. Powered by Bacon & Poor Portion Control.

Bacon is officially endorsed by Bodrick

The five-second rule still applies after dark.

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