Fat Distribution in Japan – Engraved Maple Cutting Board
Fat Distribution in Japan – Engraved Maple Cutting Board
You pay top dollar for this kind of fat distribution in Japan.
Finally, a cutting board that recognizes premium marbling when it sees it.
The Fat Distribution in Japan Cutting Board celebrates one of the fundamental truths of DadBod Science: when beef has beautifully distributed fat, people call it Wagyu and pay a fortune for it. When Dad has it... suddenly everyone has opinions.
Featuring a bold laser-engraved design with a butcher-style beef diagram, Japanese-inspired accents and our My Dad Bod signature, this one was made for the guy who knows that proper fat distribution isn't a flaw.
It's a premium feature.
Choose your preferred level of meat-handling capability:
The Big Boy – 22" × 13" × 1.5"
Our substantial, full-size maple board with plenty of room for brisket, steaks, ribs, roasts and serious BBQ prep. Big, heavy and built to command some counter space.
The Everyday – 16" Long
The more compact version for everyday chopping, grilling prep and serving. Same DadBod attitude and premium maple construction in a size that's easier to leave on the counter and use every day.
Both sizes feature the permanently laser-engraved:
YOU PAY TOP DOLLAR
for this kind of
FAT DISTRIBUTION IN JAPAN
Because these boards are made from natural wood, grain, coloration and pattern will vary from board to board. Every one is a little different - which seems particularly appropriate for a product celebrating exceptional fat distribution.
Perfect for the backyard pitmaster, steak fanatic, Wagyu enthusiast, husband, boyfriend, dad - or anyone who's finally ready to stop apologizing for their marbling.
Premium beef. Premium Dad Bod.
Respect the distribution.
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