Gobble Til You Wobble - T-Shirt
Gobble til you wobble.
Thanksgiving doesn’t start with dessert.
It starts with commitment.
The turkey is carved. The sides are stacked. Somebody says they’re “just gonna sample a little,” and Bodrick is already settling in like a man who fully intends to earn a nap before pie.
The Gobble Til You Wobble T-Shirt is for dads who know the true spirit of Thanksgiving isn’t moderation.
It’s momentum.
The vintage-style back graphic features Bodrick in full holiday form - kicked back with a turkey leg in one hand and a cold drink in the other, surrounded by the essentials of a proper feast: turkey, sides, pie, pumpkins, and absolutely no concern for waistband negotiations.
Because Thanksgiving isn’t about holding back.
It’s about holding another plate.
Up front, the classic My Dad Bod left-chest logo keeps things clean and simple while Bodrick handles the heavy lifting on the back.
Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, family gatherings, couch recovery, leftover raids, holiday weekends, and any situation where someone says “I’m stuffed” while still reaching for one more roll.
Forget portion control.
Forget pacing yourself.
Pile the plate. Loosen the belt.
Gobble Til You Wobble. Built for the feast.
The Shirt Behind the Dad Bod
Because a great design deserves a seriously comfortable shirt.
Every My Dad Bod T-shirt starts with a lightweight, ultra-soft tri-blend shirt made for everyday comfort. Whether you're commanding the grill, defending the thermostat, or perfecting your couch position, this shirt is ready for duty.
Here's what you're wearing:
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Premium tri-blend fabric: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon for an exceptionally soft feel.
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Lightweight comfort: 4.5 oz. fabric (153 GSM) that's breathable and comfortable for everyday wear.
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Comfortable construction: Rib-knit crewneck, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and a tear-away label.
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Sizes: XS–4XL, because Dad Bods come in all shapes and sizes.
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Easy care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.
Soft enough for the couch. Comfortable enough for the grill. Dad Bod approved.