Handle My Meat – Engraved Maple Cutting Board

Finally, a board big enough to handle my meat.

We could have worded it differently.

We chose not to.

The Handle My Meat Cutting Board is for the dad who takes his BBQ seriously - even if absolutely nothing else at the cookout is safe from a dad joke.

Made from beautiful maple and permanently laser engraved with our My Dad Bod signature, this board gives you plenty of room for slicing brisket, carving steaks, prepping ribs, chopping vegetables and displaying an unnecessarily impressive quantity of smoked meat.

And because not every guy requires the same amount of room to handle his meat, we've got two sizes:

22" × 13" × 1.5" – The Big Boy
This is the one pictured and the obvious choice when size matters. It's a substantial, heavy-duty maple board with serious room for briskets, roasts, racks of ribs, steaks and large BBQ spreads.

16" Long – The Everyday
Still plenty capable, just a little easier to handle. The compact option is great for steaks, burgers, chicken, everyday meal prep and smaller countertops.

Either way, you'll finally have a board capable of handling the situation.

Because these boards are made from natural wood, grain, coloration and pattern will vary from board to board. That's part of what makes each one unique.

Perfect for dads, husbands, boyfriends, pitmasters, backyard grillers and that one friend who is absolutely going to make the same joke the second he reads it.

Big board. Big responsibility.
Handle your meat accordingly.

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