My Meat Is Too Big for This Board – Engraved Maple Cutting Board

MY MEAT IS TOO BIG FOR THIS BROAD...
...I MEAN BOARD.

Easy there, big guy.

Whether we're talking about a brisket, a tomahawk, a rack of ribs - or something you probably shouldn't be discussing at the dinner table- sometimes you just need a bigger board.

The My Meat Is Too Big for This Board Cutting Board combines a legitimately beautiful maple cutting surface with the kind of humor that makes people read it once...then immediately read it again.

Permanently laser engraved with the design and My Dad Bod signature, it's equally at home beside the smoker, on the kitchen counter, or being presented to your buddy while everyone waits for him to notice what it actually says.

Choose your weapon:

22" × 13" × 1.5" – The Big Boy
For the man whose meat requires room. This substantial maple board gives you plenty of working space for brisket, ribs, roasts, steaks and serious BBQ duty. At 1.5" thick, it has the heft and presence of a proper butcher-style board.

16" Long – The Everyday
A more manageable option for steaks, burgers, chicken, vegetables and everyday prep. Same premium maple construction. Same engraving. Slightly less opportunity to brag about the size of your meat.

Because these are made from natural wood, grain, color and pattern will vary from board to board, making each one unique.

Perfect for dads, husbands, boyfriends, pitmasters, BBQ fanatics, bachelor parties, Father's Day, birthdays, housewarmings and that one friend who absolutely cannot be trusted with this joke.

My Dad Bod - serious boards for people who refuse to take themselves seriously.

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