Dad Bod Certified – Christmas Bacon

All I want for Christmas is bacon. And maybe a nap.

Christmas is a season of joy.

Family. Lights. Presents. Questionable sweaters.

And, if the holiday is being handled correctly:

Bacon.

The All I Want for Christmas Is Bacon T-Shirt is for the man whose Christmas list is refreshingly simple.

No gadgets.
No socks.
No complicated assembly instructions.

Just bacon.

Featuring Bodrick, the official My Dad Bod mascot and completely self-appointed Holiday Bacon Coordinator, this shirt celebrates the true spirit of the season:

✓ Crispy Bacon
✓ Christmas Morning Breakfast
✓ Questionable Amounts of Maple Syrup
✓ Presents Nobody Asked For
✓ A Nap Immediately After Eating

Fruitcake?

Pass.

Candy canes?

Fine.

A steaming pile of bacon?

Now we’re celebrating.

With Bodrick dressed for the holidays, surrounded by Christmas cheer, a heroic pile of bacon, and enough confidence to make Santa reconsider the cookie arrangement, the message is simple:

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

IS BACON.

And maybe a nap.

Finished with the My Dad Bod logo on the left chest and oversized ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS BACON — AND MAYBE A NAP artwork on the back, this tee belongs at Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday cookouts, Christmas morning breakfast, neighborhood light tours, December tailgates, Florida Christmas parties, and anywhere a grown man is expected to be festive without giving up his priorities.

Built for the holidays. Powered by Bacon, Christmas Spirit & Strategic Napping.

Bacon is officially endorsed by Bodrick

Cookies are for Santa. The bacon is mine.

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